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     OK, this is it. Flat desert 
    scapes, tall cactuses, and tumbleweeds... 
    We were off to monument valley. 
    Wow, look at those spectacular rocks. Tall spire rocks. Deep cliff rocks. 
    Weird sculpted rocks. Way cool. But I don't see any of them tall cactuses. 
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     Hopping into the back of our 
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     You just wouldn't believe it, 
    the whole valley was full of these big, rock... structures, almost like 
    buildings or... can't think of an analogy for them, but they were quite 
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     Then we motored to the Grand 
    Canyon, which was, in the immortal words of Homer Simpson, quite a... grand- 
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     From the Grand Canyon, we 
    headed south toward Flagstaff, taking one or 2 "shortcuts" along the way.  | 
   
  
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     And ending up at Crater 
    national monument. (Wait, that's what those rocks looked like). Anyway, we 
    crawled around a little on the black volcanic ash, then headed further staff 
    toward Pheonix, from where our plane would leave in the morning.  | 
    
     
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      The 
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    Night fell as we entered 
    Phoenix. Through our sleepy eyes, we could barely make out shapes on the 
    side of the road. Wait! What are those? They look like, tall cactuses! And 
    empty flat desert! And tumbleweeds! I mean, I think I see a tumbleweed. Wow, 
    the desert of our dreams at last. In the pitch black of night.  Wait 
    till I tell ma! 
      
    Well, that's the end. We're 
    home now. We hope you enjoyed our little photo tour. If not, you can write 
    to us for a full refund of your purchase price. We'll try to go somewhere 
    even more exciting on our next vacation, so y'all can see even more stunning 
    photos and here even more amazing tall tales. Until then, yippee ki yi yodee 
    little dowgies.   
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